My first night in Brazil

Last night, well this morning, we arrived in Brazil at 4:15am. I was so tired when Gus's friend, Felipe, picked us up, I could barely talk. We had been awake and traveling for over 24 hrs. by the time we finally got to his house. While I passed out in my breakfast, Gus kept talking for awhile. That day we went to a restaurant. It is buffet style, but beautiful. All the food is in these little rustic pots and there is a guy who works the barbecue. There were about 10 different kinds of meat that smelled so good! Gus and his friend took something that looked wierd. I asked what it was.....they told me... "corações do frango". What???? CHICKEN HEARTS. Ok, no thanks, I'll pass on that. Leaving the restaurant, I tried the coffee. Whoops, shouldn't have done that. I could stick that stuff right to my veins. It is so strong and delicious....
Later we went to the supermarket. I was in heaven. The fruits and vegetables there were huge! The peppers were the size of small babies....seriously. I wanted to eat everything in site.
(this day is kind of long)
At night we went to a funk party. I was nervous at first because they told me it was going to be just like the party in "City of God" the movie (someone gets shot there). But, they were just kidding. The music is like dancehall. They had some famous guy up there with two girls. The girls had the biggest asses I have ever seen in my entire life. They were wearing micromini skirts with thongs on and they looked like horses! However, unlike huge American asses, there was absolutely NO fat! zero. I couldn't believe it. Not even a dimple people.
Those Brazilians sure like to party. We were there until 430 in the morning. I might have fallen asleep in the club...whoops.